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Extension Scouted adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring assistance beyond the ordinary route from bar to coat rack to home. Jecory was Extension Scouted and needed Wise to extend the escort all the way to the front door. Extension Scoutinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a carefully adapted plan for getting home, involving more support than originally advertised. Faraaz became Extension Scoutinged and recruited Imani to negotiate the final stretch to the taxi. Extravagantesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying several authoritative permissions for remaining at the bar. Kashonna was Extravagantesed and produced a fresh justification whenever anyone mentioned going home. Extremaduranned adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to regard the furthest possible destination as a reasonable walk. Authur went Extremaduranned after the third round and proposed walking home across the county. Extropianed adj. Softened by drink into believing every gathering can be improved indefinitely, beginning with another round. Sahar was Extropianed and proposed extending the dinner until breakfast, despite the restaurant's objections. Exumianed adj. Still drunk, and treating the unfamiliar street outside as a perfectly serviceable place to continue the evening. Emmajo remained Exumianed outside the pub, calmly offering directions to a street she had never seen. Eyakked (/ˈijækd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the coat rack from the exit, though entirely certain one leads home. Jerail was Eyakked and attempted to leave through the cupboard beneath the stairs. Eye Q'd adj. Having drunk enough to assess everyone's visual judgement, while misplacing your own glasses and coat. Breniyah got Eye Q'd and tested the bar's eyesight by pointing out every misplaced object. Eye of Horused adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the coat-check token as a protective amulet and the journey home as consecrated. Mlisa became Eye of Horused and guarded the coat token throughout the taxi journey. Eye-Q'd adj. Having drunk more than qualifies as useful knowledge about vision, and now rating every lamp on the journey home. Walene became Eye-Q'd and scored each streetlamp for clarity while searching for the taxi rank. Eyeished adj. Drunk to the point where an obsolete map of eastern Texas seems a necessary subject for immediate classification. Krysty became Eyeished and began sorting the pub into territories on an imaginary map. Eyes of Buddhaed adj. Drunk enough to regard every pair of half-closed eyes as an auspicious artistic emblem. Ahir got Eyes of Buddhaed and solemnly inspected the paintings above the mantel. Ezekiel breaded adj. Drunk beyond recognising a loaf as food, and inclined to recite its ingredients as scripture. Hans got Ezekiel breaded and preached the virtues of barley beside the toaster. Ezhavaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary social category into an entry requiring undue precision. Raelena became Ezhavaed and demanded exact terminology for everyone in the queue. Ezo red foxed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes furtive movement, russet colouring and island geography seem mutually explanatory. Dederick went Ezo red foxed and slipped round the buffet with regional precision. Ezo spruced adj. Drunk to the extent of standing upright, evergreen and increasingly unsuited to indoor company. Saria became Ezo spruced and remained beside the coat stand, tall and immovable.