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EA'd adj. Loosened by drink into taking dictation from the nearest object and scheduling nothing successfully. Alanoud was EA'd, recording the lamp's request for a meeting on the back of a receipt. EAA'd adj. The state of being drunk and filing a solemn affidavit against the final round. Kyreem was EAA'd, swearing that the pub had unlawfully supplied the last pint.
EAB'd adj. Softened by drink into a small green nuisance, with the room's furniture bearing the damage. Kayan became EAB'd and worried Hone by inspecting the ash table for signs of infestation. EAD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and issuing urgent instructions about the safety of an evening already over. Tamyko was EAD'd, directing Koreen away from hazards that consisted chiefly of ordinary paving. EAF'd adj. Of a drinker: heated by a private electric arc, leaving breakfast materials altered beyond recognition. Alexicia was EAF'd, having reduced her toast to a dark and brittle sample. EAI'd adj. Of a drinker who has integrated every conversation, queue and half-finished drink into one enterprise system. Othella got EAI'd and attempted to connect the cloakroom with the bar's accounting. EAL'd adj. Of a drinker: adding one more explanation to the morning, though none has been requested. Gomez was EAL'd, supplying additional reasons for the broken vase over cereal. EAM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a request from the general acoustic traffic of the household. Jessuly was EAM'd and nodded gravely when asked to pass the water. EAP'd adj. Drunk enough to require an Employee Assistance Programme before attempting another spreadsheet. Kathrynne got EAP'd and referred herself to the office support line. EAPC'd adj. Reduced by drink to a pedal-assisted approximation of a person, progressing nobly towards the kebab shop. Ferlin was EAPC'd and made steady, assisted progress towards the late-night takeaway. EAR'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has been packaged as an application and cannot be opened. Gyzelle was EAR'd, insisting that her unfinished conversation required a compatible runtime. EAROM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who can alter yesterday's account but only read today's consequences. Ecem was EAROM'd and revised the story of the taxi without changing its destination. EAS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the pressure of last orders into apparent forward speed. Buell went EAS'd and crossed the pub floor at impressive speed without changing direction. EATL'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa, the blanket and the water glass an inseparable domestic unit. Diyon was EATL'd by midnight, with the blanket tucked firmly around the knees. EAV'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the thing, its quality, and the value assigned to it. Makynli was EAV'd, cataloguing each crisp by identity, flavour, and estimated importance.
EAW'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an arrest warrant issued by the coat room for repeated departures. Lashaunti was EAW'd and formally detained beside the last-orders bell.