Earth dayedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.Earth massedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.Earth normalledadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Channer adopted a street sign as their new best friend, while clearly Earth normalled.Earth radiusedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Diaquan confidently ordered a pizza to be delivered to their own door while already at home, showcasing their hilariously Earth radiused behavior.Earth return vehicledadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Throughout the night, Mare became progressively more Earth return vehicled with each passing hour.Earth sciencedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.The room was filled with laughter as Regen stumbled in, clearly Earth scienced.Earth shippedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.Earth surface personnedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Earth-grazeredadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Charmon passionately defended their choice of socks to a disinterested cat, fiercely Earth-grazered.Earth-grazing fireballedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated."Oops," exclaimed Ilayah, realizing they had become unintentionally Earth-grazing fireballed.Earth-normalledadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Gurtegh passionately debated the best condiment for ice cream, showing their unique perspective while being unmistakably Earth-normalled.Earth-shippedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.Camylle woke up in a canoe on their neighbor's lawn, completely paddled.Eartha Kittedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.Earthboyedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.Mahati passionately debated with a park bench about the best flavor of ice cream, showcasing their resolute Earthboyed.Eartheanedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.Eartheredadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.