earthworm eelledadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.earthwormed(/ˈɜː(ɹ)θˌwɜː(ɹ)md/)adj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Attending a rooftop party, Kostandinos admired the view, feeling wonderfully earthwormed.eartippedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Zuriela attempted to teach a group of ducks the art of synchronized swimming, driven by their whimsically eartipped creativity.eartippingedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.eartrumpetedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Leaning against a wall, Carina chuckled to themselves, still feeling quite eartrumpeted.eartubedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.earwaredadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.earwax impactionedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Brienna attempted to take a selfie with a street sign, artistically earwax impactioned.earwaxedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Chequetta attempted to build a sandcastle in the middle of a nightclub, creatively earwaxed.earwearedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.earwiged(/ˈɪə(ɹ)wɪɡd/)adj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Sherran initiated a dance party in an elevator, undeniably earwiged.earwiggingedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.earwitnessed(/ˈɪə̯wɪtnəsd/)adj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.earworkedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.earwormed(/ˈɪəwɜːmd/)adj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Phinnaeus found themselves in a deep conversation with a houseplant, revealing their earwormed ability to connect with nature.earwortedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.In the hallway, Diogenes sang a tune, sounding surprisingly earworted.