eastern hemispheredadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.eastern hemlockedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.eastern imperial eagledadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.eastern indigo snakedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.eastern jackrabbitedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.The old lady on the bus chuckled at Ambri as they told her all about their life as a professional thumb wrestler, sounding rather eastern jackrabbited.eastern kingsnakedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.Mckaylynn declared themselves the mayor of the bar and proceeded to give an impassioned speech about the importance of free nachos, solidifying their reputation as eastern kingsnaked.eastern olivaceous warbleredadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Imanee stumbled into a bush, mistaking it for a VIP area, comically eastern olivaceous warblered.eastern poison iviedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.Charnisha woke up spooning a traffic cone, the classic sign of being eastern poison ivied.eastern ratsnakedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.eastern red cedaredadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.Lionel declared themselves the mayor of the kitchen, delivering a passionate speech on the importance of cereal, in a state of pure eastern red cedared.eastern redbudedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Calogero burst into spontaneous karate moves, feeling oddly invincible in their eastern redbuded state.eastern ringed xenicaedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.eastern rosellaedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.eastern spinebilledadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.eastern spotted skunkedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Cameon challenged a mirror to a staring contest, competitively eastern spotted skunked.eastern tarantulaedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.The group erupted into laughter as Butler tried to demonstrate the worm dance move, appearing comically eastern tarantulaed.