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EB'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating the smallest physical body as an adequate conversational companion. Nubaid was EB'd and discussed the elementary body of a pea with grave concern. EBCT'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one scan of the room from another, yet reporting every detail. Tynan was EBCT'd and gave Lynk a fresh account of the same crowded hallway.
EBCTA'd adj. You are drunk and conducting an elaborate internal survey of the vessels supplying every conversation. Ayda-may was EBCTA'd, mapping conversational traffic with the gravity of a clinical investigation. EBD'd adj. Drunk beyond distributing braking force sensibly, applying equal urgency to every minor obstacle. Deajon went EBD'd and stopped sharply for a discarded receipt. EBE'd (/ˈiːbd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary biological boundaries seem insufficient for the evening's ambitions. Damonie became EBE'd and claimed the buffet required communication with another species. EBF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a wholly exclusive morning diet of water, patience and silence. Genevia was EBF'd, permitting nothing stronger than water until the afternoon had properly begun. EBG13'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having scrambled last night's memories into a code only the headache can read. Jathan was EBG13'd, recalling the party only as a sequence of apparently deliberate symbols. EBID'd adj. Of a drinker: depositing a visible layer of unsolicited material upon every conversation encountered. Naeyli was EBID'd, leaving fresh deposits of advice wherever the evening took her. EBITA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to spend before interest, tax, and amortisation have been considered. Yumaira got EBITA'd and authorised another round before consulting anyone's balance sheet. EBITDA'd (/iːbɪtˈdɑːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even depreciation waits politely for the taxi. Jamonica got EBITDA'd and took four minutes to distinguish the tab from the menu. EBL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has accumulated the entire evening's background glow and is now visible from space. Rickki was EBL'd by closing time, radiating enough accumulated pub light to guide the taxi home. EBM'd (/iːbiːˈɛmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where aggressive dance music seems sufficient justification for every movement. Shahad got EBM'd and attempted industrial choreography beside the coat stand. EBMered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still supplying the morning with a private electronic soundtrack. Kollyn was EBMered, humming a persistent beat while searching for yesterday's shoes. EBOV'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who spreads through the room while retaining a dangerous lack of control. Shankar was EBOV'd, drifting from chair to chair and taking the cushions with him. EBS'd adj. The state of being drunk and unable to maintain a reliable boundary between your table and everyone else's. Cherree got EBS'd and began borrowing opinions from the neighbouring booth.
EBT'd adj. Slowed by drink to swiping the benefits card repeatedly, certain the machine is merely being cautious. Armanda went EBT'd and attempted to pay for chips with a card meant for groceries.