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ED'd adj. Drunk enough to lose the power of getting up for another glass, however necessary. Doncella was ED'd on the sofa, regarding the water jug as an ambitious proposal. EDA'd adj. You have drunk enough to form a local association devoted to selecting a representative for the journey home. Jewelyn became EDA'd and convened the Canadians by the coat stand. EDC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a promised departure, though no one can establish the expected date. Dannie was EDC'd, announcing his confinement to the corner bench until further notice. EDD'd adj. Of a drinker: applying unusual diligence to the question of another round. Amare was EDD'd and examined the drinks list with unnecessary care. EDFA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and amplifying every message before sending it onwards. Rheann became EDFA'd and made the quiet remark audible to the whole table. EDG'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's excuses donate electrons freely and accept no responsibility. Fatimata was EDG'd, supplying explanations generously while keeping the cause of the stain obscure. EDGE'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary connection, sending slow, intermittent messages to the far end of the bar. Canelo was EDGE'd, transmitting a single request for peanuts in several separate attempts. EDI'd adj. Drunk past the point of human intervention, exchanging structured requests with the household appliances. Dundre became EDI'd and instructed the dishwasher to send the sofa a progress report. EDID'd adj. Drunk beyond reliably identifying the evening's display settings, including which coat and doorway belong to you. Reauna was EDID'd and read the coat-check ticket aloud as though it were technical documentation. EDK'd adj. Of a drinker who has tied two matters together irreversibly, usually a shoelace and the evening’s remaining dignity. Dhuha was EDK'd, securing both shoes into one elaborate knot beside the cloakroom. EDL'd (/iː diː ɛld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the morning from remembered fragments, with every transition marked and disputed. Aki was EDL'd, presenting breakfast as a sequence of scenes with several missing cuts. EDLC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into two distinct layers of certainty, neither connected to the evidence between them. Sara-eve got EDLC'd and stored confidence on both sides of the same argument. EDM'd adj. Of a drinker who has submitted a formal motion that the next debate be held from the sofa. Kamaldeep was EDM'd and proposed water by a majority of one. EDMR'd adj. Softened by drink into a faintly detectable magnetic disturbance, usually near the bar. Rahem became EDMR'd and was detected only by the slow movement of his pint. EDMS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every household document is filed somewhere safe and immediately forgotten. Aneurin became EDMS'd and archived the takeaway menu in the cupboard with the glasses. EDNOS'd adj. A drinker who has acquired several symptoms of an evening without satisfying any one classification. Jerrion was EDNOS'd: eating crisps, refusing pudding, and rearranging the menu.