Edmontonianedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.The security guard raised an eyebrow at Silvie, who was attempting to serenade a vending machine, quite hilariously Edmontonianed.Edomited(/[ˈiɾɪ̈mʌɪ̯t̚]d/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.Chasin demonstrated their secret talent for beatboxing to a group of perplexed squirrels, surprisingly Edomited.Edonesedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Edonianedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.The bartender watched as Caliee confidently ordered a "flaming marshmallow surprise", clearly Edonianed.Edonidesedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Yahire attempted to breakdance on a shag carpet, showcasing their determination and questionable dance skills in a moment of pure Edonidesed.Edoniedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Chanci had a heartfelt heart-to-heart with a traffic cone, pouring out their deepest secrets in a touching Edonied moment.Edselledadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.Edward Snowdenedadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.Across the dance floor, Carmita twirled in circles, happily Edward Snowdened.Edwardeanismedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Edwarded(/ˈɛdwədd/)adj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.The party host raised an eyebrow as Catilaya attempted to initiate a game of charades with a garden gnome, theatrically Edwarded.Edwardianaedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Chelsye mistook a broom for a dance partner, twirling around the room in a Edwardianaed haze.Edwardianedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.Edwardianismedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Balancing a pineapple on their head, Skylarr was astonishingly Edwardianismed.Edwards curvedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.At the art gallery, Kimberely insisted that a painting of a potato spoke to their soul, looking wonderfully Edwards curved.Edwards syndromedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Edwardsianedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Chavela recounted their entire life story to a startled bartender, who nodded along to their Edwardsianed tales.