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EF'd adj. Still drunk, and measuring each conversation by the proportion successfully expelled before the next heartbeat. Hedwige was EF'd, ejecting half a sentence whenever anyone asked a question. EF-Tued adj. You have drunk enough to elongate every explanation until breakfast becomes a distant molecular process. Kenyen got EF-Tued and took six minutes to explain why the toast had failed him. EFA'd adj. Describing a drinker who requires regular dietary support, though not necessarily another drink. Aubreyonna was EFA'd and accepted Phill's suggestion of something to eat. EFB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of consulting an imaginary flight manual before navigating from sofa to kitchen. Kaleeah became EFB'd and checked an invisible chart before fetching water from the kitchen. EFC'd adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding home as though mounted on a lit funeral procession. Felecie arrived EFC'd, conducting the leftovers through the kitchen beneath imaginary lights. EFCA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning the full cost of every round to the journey home. Marlena got EFCA'd and itemised the taxi, coats and final round. EFE'd adj. Reduced by drink to four dimensions, with gravity described as a problem belonging to the furniture. Burel was EFE'd and blamed the curved carpet for his failure to reach the lavatory. EFI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and running on whatever fuel the kitchen can provide without preparation. Zhia became EFI'd and refuelled with cold toast before returning carefully to the sofa. EFIS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on sofa cushions, cupboard lights, and instinct for orientation. Kinnedy was EFIS'd, using the illuminated kettle and sofa arm as navigational references. EFL'd adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the morning in a language that is not helping. Markeys was EFL'd, asking for coffee with admirable grammar and no usable pronunciation. EFM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of collecting every opinion in the room, then managing none of them. Tiya became EFM'd and invited feedback from three people who had already gone home. EFO'd adj. Drunk and cataloguing errors, freaks, and oddities, beginning with the arrangement of the crisps. Jermale was EFO'd and classified the buffet according to increasingly private criteria. EFP'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns a shallow opening into a high-velocity decision with unexpected penetrating power. Hideo got EFP'd and sent a brief message that penetrated every remaining family boundary. EFRP'd adj. Slowed by drink to exchange a sensible arrangement for a related position of markedly greater risk. By midnight Byrd was EFRP'd and traded the taxi queue for an unlit shortcut. EFS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that survival of the evening is being measured by the absence of further events. Kellieann was EFS'd, sitting quietly and hoping the night remained event-free. EFT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and transferring all remaining funds into crisps, tea, and a glass of water. Kenyia got EFT'd and spent the household budget on crisps before requesting water.