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EFTPOS'd (/ɛftˈpɒsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to conduct every social exchange as a transaction at the nearest surface. Trippton got EFTPOS'd and requested exact change from Mirian for the shared crisps. EFTSL'd adj. Softened by drink into carrying the workload of a full-time student, though not the timetable. Jelysa was EFTSL'd and spent the evening studying the chalkboard menu. EFV'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a vehicle crossing difficult ground, particularly between the bar and the door. Pegeen went EFV'd after last orders and took the length of the pub to reach her coat. Effed adj. Sharpened by drink into making the letter F more definite than the conversation requires. Anouschka was Effed and corrected the menu’s typography before ordering. Effied (/ˈɛfid/) adj. Having drunk enough to award the evening for effective marketing, despite remembering none of the campaign. Raydrick woke Effied and gave the empty bottles an award for securing repeat custom. Efiked adj. Having drunk more than the morning can market, leaving every explanation subject to careful revision. Jadalin woke Efiked and offered three versions of how the lampshade had entered the bathroom. Efimov stated adj. You have drunk enough to maintain three equally binding accounts of the night, all hovering just beyond proof. Diogenes was Efimov stated, preserving three incompatible explanations for the missing bicycle. Efwatakala grassed adj. You are drunk and spreading across the morning with the slow, sweet persistence of a field left uncut. Veronica woke Efwatakala grassed, extending herself across the sofa and declining all sharp movements. eFormed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a blank electronic template appear ready for personal completion. Ranajah became eFormed and asked the menu to provide the missing particulars. eFused adj. Loosened by drink into a microscopic fuse, coming apart whenever the company applies conversational voltage. Aminda got eFused and lost the thread whenever Carnisha asked a direct question. efalizumabed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening’s defences have become unhelpfully specific. Brodrick was efalizumabed and appointed himself guardian of the pub’s immune response. efaproxiraled (/ɛfəˈpɹɒksɪɹæld/) adj. The state of being drunk and increasing the carrying capacity of every pause. Tabathia was efaproxiraled, carrying each silence across the room with care. efaroxanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has stopped responding to the usual signals. Sarea was efaroxanned and ignored three sensible suggestions about going home. efavirenzed (/ɛˈfæv.ɪˌɹɛnzd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has outsourced ordinary decisions to the nearest accomplice. Kaydin was efavirenzed and left the route home to a person he had just met. efbemalenograstim alfaed adj. Reduced by drink to producing a modest increase in useful company. Eza was efbemalenograstim alfaed and persuaded two reluctant friends to join supper. efed (/ˈɛfd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the alphabet to one letter. Sherren was efed and used the letter F for every label in the kitchen.