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EG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that generates a steady signal from otherwise unpromising material. Zaryn was EG'd and produced a continuous hum about the state of the lamps. EGCG'd adj. Softened by drink into someone whose coordination yields gently to every doorway and chair. Jermany got EGCG'd and sat down beside the chair rather than on it. EGD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting an upper-level inspection of the evening before declaring it sound. Michealla got EGD'd and examined the bar's upper shelves for evidence of another round. EGF'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has stimulated growth, chiefly in the queue for chips. Argjent got EGF'd and encouraged the small queue to become a constitutional assembly. EGFR'd adj. Reduced by drink to a receptive surface for every passing suggestion, including another round. Jamiylah was EGFR'd and accepted the bartender’s raised eyebrow as a binding proposal. EGG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your throat produces a measurable electrical record, chiefly while ordering crisps. Rejina got EGG'd and delivered a detailed account of her vocal folds to the barman. EGM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires an urgent meeting to decide what happened. Lanicia was EGM'd by breakfast and called everyone together beside the cold frying pan. EGPA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medical initialism from a perfectly respectable order of bitter. Jarvous got EGPA'd and asked whether the next round of bitter came with a side effect. EGR'd adj. Drunk and venting every grievance in a steady, recycled stream. Deylani got EGR'd and sent the same complaint round the bar twice. EGTA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that binds every loose end in the conversation, including several nobody had mentioned. Teaira became EGTA'd and gathered every stray detail into one lengthy account. EGW'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a welding arc from the bright reflection on the optics cabinet. Eldad got EGW'd and tried to join the two halves of a conversation with a sparkler. Egbaed adj. Of a drinker: divided into several equally certain representatives, each claiming responsibility for breakfast. Evagelos was Egbaed, with one committee member ordering coffee and another denying the decision. Egboed adj. Drunk in a way that makes membership of an obscure society seem the least surprising explanation. Jamae became Egboed and conducted the toast with the gravity of a secret initiation. Egeriaed (/ɪˈdʒɪəɹɪəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest competent person as patroness of the morning's recovery. Kadrian woke Egeriaed and entrusted the coffee, keys, and household finances to his flatmate. Egg Saturdayed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the pre-Lenten morning by eating eggs as though they were ceremonial provisions. Jaquandre woke Egg Saturdayed and treated the breakfast queue as an Oxford procession of solemn appetite. Eggertz tubed adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning to graduated measurements of carbon, coffee, and remaining composure. Shlome woke Eggertz tubed, estimating the blackness of his coffee against yesterday's steelwork.