egg cratingedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.At the party, Charlesten managed to balance a plate of nachos on their head, impressively egg cratinged.egg creamedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Despite their best efforts to appear composed, Chaylee was undeniably egg creamed at the party.egg cuppedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.egg custard tartedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.egg custardedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.On a late-night snack run, Carper enthusiastically debated the merits of potato chips, sounding slightly egg custarded.egg cutteredadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.Verena woke up with a newfound appreciation for pajamas, feeling surprisingly egg cuttered from the night before.egg dancedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.egg donationedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.egg drop soupedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.Caysi debated the best flavor of ice cream with a street sign, showcasing their egg drop souped state.egg droppedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Swaying slightly on their barstool, Avivah slurred their words as they tried to order a "flamingo margarita," sounding predictably egg dropped.egg flippedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.The cat blinked lazily at Jacey-leigh, who attempted to engage it in a deep conversation, sounding slightly egg flipped.egg flower soupedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Maina joyfully twirled through the streets with a stolen traffic cone, proudly displaying their egg flower souped behavior.egg foo youngedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.egg foo yungedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.egg fruitedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.egg huntedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.