egg replaceredadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.egg ringedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.egg rolledadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.egg rollingedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.egg sackedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Kimann passionately debated the existence of time travel with a traffic cone, intellectually egg sacked.egg saladedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Despite the late hour, Caroljo continued to party, feeling increasingly egg saladed.egg sandwichedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Carragan approached the day like they always did, wearing a traffic cone and utterly egg sandwiched.egg slicedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.The park bench creaked as Hriday flopped down onto it, feeling completely egg sliced.egg spooned(/ˈɛɡ ˌspuːnd/)adj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Callysta started a one-person conga line, enthusiastically egg spooned.egg squashedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.At the party, all eyes turned to Candina, who stumbled in looking slightly egg squashed.egg tartedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.egg timeredadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.Carllene befriended a garden gnome, engaging in deep philosophical discussions while profoundly egg timered.egg toothedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.egg topperedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.egg waffledadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Emersyn passionately debated the best type of cheese with a fire hydrant, truly embracing their egg waffled state.egg washedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Casadee reenacted scenes from a movie using their pet as a co-star, hilariously egg washed.