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EI'd adj. Drunk and claiming insurance against employment, dismissal, and the consequences of sending that email. Cleodis was EI'd and sought cover for a shift he had already missed. EIA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who employs a small test to justify a very large decision. Shantanae was EIA'd and tested the taxi fare before deciding to walk across the county. EIB'd adj. Drunk and displaying a badge of expertise in getting everyone else home, whether qualified or not. Elsy became EIB'd and inspected each passenger before allowing the taxi to depart. EIC'd adj. The state of being drunk and appointing yourself final authority over the morning's competing accounts. Dangelo was EIC'd, rejecting every version of the evening that did not originate with him. EICAS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to announce every minor bodily sensation as an urgent crew alert. Jurgen was EICAS'd, warning the bar about turbulence whenever someone opened the door. EICR'd adj. Having drunk more than the installation can safely report, with several faults apparent by inspection. Sawdah was EICR'd and failed the visual inspection at the coat rack. EID'd adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a fresh and highly mobile difficulty with ordinary movement. Abdulla was EID'd, displaying a novel infection of the left foot by the carpet. EIDE'd adj. Drunk in a way that extends the journey home while integrating every available excuse for delaying it. Dillen became EIDE'd and attached a further explanation to each proposal to leave. EIK'd adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen table as the natural centre of all morning recovery. Nazir was EIK'd, eating toast at the kitchen table as though the furniture had prescribed it. EIL'd adj. Of a drinker who has made the kitchen an international forum before finding the coffee. Deotis was EIL'd, addressing the breakfast table as though delegates awaited a resolution. EIN'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where an employer identification number appears a reasonable introduction. Zachary went EIN'd and gave the barman his payroll details. EIP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming thermoplastic in opinion: softened by the round, then set again at closing. Zanteria got EIP'd and changed her mind smoothly until the bell fixed it. EIPH'd adj. Drunk enough to regard a morning cough as an athletic event with disappointing paperwork. Takeyshia arrived EIPH'd, coughing delicately after climbing a staircase of ordinary length. EIR'd adj. Slowed by drink to delivering excess information at a rate no departing party can absorb. Ralonda became EIR'd after last orders and explained the taxi arrangement to everyone twice. EIS'd adj. Still drunk, and issuing a formal statement on the impact of each decision to go home. Bobbie-leigh became EIS'd and announced the consequences of missing the last train. EIT'd adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which gentle questioning can establish where the missing coat went. Ishi was EIT'd, answering enquiries about the cloakroom with impressive but useless detail.