eigenmassedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Kahle insisted on offering philosophical advice to a confused mailbox, profoundly eigenmassed.eigenmatrixedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Gwennetta realized they were indeed eigenmatrixed.eigenmetabolitedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Jamece challenged a pigeon to a staring contest, feeling intensely eigenmetabolited.eigenmodedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.eigennodedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.eigennumberedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Channelle organized a spontaneous flash mob in a grocery store aisle, leading the way with their charismatic eigennumbered charm.eigenobservabledadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Chelcia debated the philosophical implications of pizza toppings, profoundly eigenobservabled.eigenoperatoredadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.In the middle of the street, Chena was found sprawled out and utterly eigenoperatored.eigenorderedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Cherri stumbled upon a karaoke machine, eagerly belting out a tune, feeling incredibly eigenordered.eigenoscillationedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.eigenpairedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.A group of concerned pigeons watched as Camree stumbled through the park, clearly eigenpaired.eigenpalmedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.A passing police officer chuckled at Anisette, who attempted to perform a cartwheel but ended up looking rather ungracefully eigenpalmed.eigenpathedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Calder decided to start a one-person conga line, energetically eigenpathed.eigenpathwayedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.eigenpatternedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Despite being severely eigenpatterned, Camaren managed to perfectly recite Shakespearean sonnets to an audience of bewildered pigeons.eigenpeptidedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.