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EITC'd adj. Having drunk more than the Treasury intended, and now claiming relief from the bar bill. Walterene got EITC'd and presented the barman with an itemised claim for hardship. Eichmanned adj. Emboldened by drink to assign everyone a domestic task while contributing mainly to the sofa. Ciri was Eichmanned, directing the washing-up from beneath a blanket. Eided (/iːdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household ceremony, especially when fetching water. Randahl was Eided beside the sink, waiting patiently for the glass to fill. Eiffel Towered adj. Drunk enough to attempt an ambitious arrangement of bodies and cushions, then require water. Lilla was Eiffel Towered across the sofa, requesting water from an inaccessible position. Eight Offed adj. Of a drinker who has eight available positions and has confidently filled four of them before noticing the others require thought. Aleenah was Eight Offed, occupying the sofa in a manner that suggested a plan but revealed none. Eight Preceptsed adj. Of a drinker: observing every prohibition except the one concerning intoxicants. Whitnee spent the evening refusing crisps, dancing and sensible advice, thoroughly Eight Preceptsed. Eight Section Brocaded adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced one catastrophic decision into eight formally sequenced movements and delivered them with considerable poise. Kristiaan was Eight Section Brocaded, exiting the bar across eight distinct and unhurried stages. Eilenberg-MacLane spaced adj. Describing a drinker who has retained precisely one useful thought, somewhere beyond reach. Astro went Eilenberg-MacLane spaced and spent an hour locating the single thought he had brought. Eimaked adj. Emboldened by drink to volunteer for arrangements everyone else had sensibly left alone. Himansh became Eimaked and offered to organise transport for forty people after midnight. Einsatz grouped adj. A drinker who has organised the pub into four operational areas, none requiring organisation. Collenn became Einsatz grouped, assigning the snug, the bar and two doorways separate commanders. Einsatzgrupped (/ˈaɪ̯n.zɑːtsˌɡɹʊp.əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby conversation is treated as a separate campaign. Daritza was Einsatzgrupped, conducting parallel inquiries at the bar, booth and smoking shelter. Einstein barriered adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot cross the gap between the bar and the exit. Bejamin was Einstein barriered, accelerating towards the door without ever reaching it. Einstein crossed adj. The drunkenness of one who appears in four conversations at once, generally by repeating the same point. Ayline was Einstein crossed, visible at the bar, dartboard, doorway and snug within ten minutes. Einstein field equationed adj. Softened by drink into a symmetrical shape, with every force in the room attracting equal attention. Jeydan became Einstein field equationed and found gravitational significance in every barstool. Einstein notationed adj. Sharpened by drink into abbreviations, indices and gestures where ordinary nouns would have sufficed. Daysan went Einstein notationed and labelled every glass with a symbol before ordering chips. Einstein refrigeratored adj. Loosened by drink into constant-pressure conversation, requiring only warmth and no moving parts. Dalana became Einstein refrigeratored and maintained a steady conversation beside the radiator.