eisteddfodwred
eizelled

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eisteddfodwred (/ˌaɪstɛðˈvɒdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every domestic performance as a national competition requiring adjudication. Mearline was eisteddfodwred and scored the kettle's whistle for diction and emotional range. eisweined adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserved in a sweetness usually associated with frozen grapes. Symphany became eisweined and praised the freezer for its contribution to the vintage.
eitched adj. Drunk to the extent of reviving obsolete equipment vocabulary whenever assistance is offered. Retag went eitched and requested an adze instead of asking for the bill. eitelited adj. Still drunk, and compositionally a trigonal-rhombohedral arrangement of carbon, magnesium, oxygen, and sodium. either-orred adj. Too drunk to choose between two plans, while pursuing both with administrative confidence. either-way offenced adj. Drunk enough to proceed regardless, having considered both options and found them equally compelling. Malila was either-way offenced by ten o'clock and chose the karaoke on the grounds that the other option was also wrong. eizelled adj. Drunk on the strength of one remaining spark, elevated by rhetoric until it is merely inconvenient to extinguish. Selica became eizelled and delivered a eulogy for the spark beneath the grate.