Einstein ringedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Einstein spacedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Jaroslava attempted to engage a parking meter in a deep conversation about life, philosophically Einstein spaced.Einstein-Bose statisticsedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.The party host gave Celsi a concerned look as they stumbled in, clearly Einstein-Bose statisticsed.Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen telephonedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Cherine declared their kitchen floor a dance floor, proceeding to showcase their best moves, energetically Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen telephoned.Einstein-Rosen bridgedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Einsteined(/ˈaɪnstaɪnd/)adj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.Einsteinettedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Einsteinian relativitiedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.Waiting in line for the restroom, others gave Kaleinani a wide berth, sensing they were extremely Einsteinian relativitied.Einsteinianismedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.Charmian embarked on a quest to find the lost city of Atlantis in their neighbor's swimming pool, determinedly Einsteinianismed.Einsteinismedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Carna couldn't quite master the art of walking in a straight line, clearly Einsteinismed.Einstellung effectedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.While wandering the streets feeling completely Einstellung effected, Shantrel stopped to admire a particularly captivating fire hydrant.Einstellungedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Cheryel tried to order a pizza from their neighbor's house phone, convinced they were dialing the local pizzeria in their charmingly Einstellunged state.Eireanedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Eirebooedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Eirishedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Walking along the deserted street, Caynan paused to admire a graffiti mural, feeling inexplicably moved and slightly Eirished.Eisbockedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.