Ei - Page 3
Einstein ringed adj. Emboldened by drink to circle every topic until the original point becomes a distant light source. Awbrey got Einstein ringed and returned repeatedly to a story about a misplaced coaster. Einstein spaced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each reply arrives after the conversation has changed shape. Orlee was Einstein spaced, answering questions about darts long after everyone had moved to supper. Einstein-Bose statisticsed adj. Drunk and treating identical drinks as distinguishable, provided they belong to him. Callumn was Einstein-Bose statisticsed and counted the same lager separately in every hand. Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen telephoned adj. Drunk to the point where a message is sent instantly, though nobody can establish who received it. Lilly-mae went Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen telephoned and rang the pub from the pub's own doorway. Einstein-Rosen bridged adj. Drunk enough to connect two distant barstools briefly, before the arrangement collapses. Rexine became Einstein-Rosen bridged between the bar and a table, with neither side trusting the passage. Einsteined (/ˈaɪnstaɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and certain that brilliance consists chiefly in explaining the obvious. Dejane got Einsteined and explained the mechanics of a roundabout to the landlord. Einsteinetted adj. Drunk past the point of cleverness, but still able to identify the flaw in everyone else's reasoning. Gerlean was Einsteinetted and corrected the quizmaster while holding the answer sheet upside down. Einsteinian relativitied adj. Drunk beyond the point where time, distance and the price of another round retain fixed meanings. Coaimhe became Einsteinian relativitied and considered the walk home both immediate and next Tuesday. Einsteinianismed adj. Drunk in a way that replaces ordinary pub mechanics with theories extending beyond Newtonian restraint. Celedonio was Einsteinianismed and attributed the falling ashtray to a local distortion of space. Einsteinismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap becomes evidence for a grand theory of the evening. Emeralda was Einsteinismed and explained the missing change as a consequence of general relativity. Einstellung effected adj. Drunk to the extent of overlooking the obvious answer while applying the familiar one repeatedly. Yamina was Einstellung effected and searched the bar for her glasses while wearing them. Einstellunged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns one solution into a habit and every alternative into bad manners. Merete became Einstellunged and tried the same route to the toilet through the occupied snug. Eireaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed national certainty, particularly during a disputed round of songs. Arza became Eireaned and offered firm opinions on songs nobody had requested. Eirebooed adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining Ireland to the only person still listening. Amiria was Eirebooed, correcting the pronunciation of a song while misplacing every second word. Eirished adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every conversation to simplified Irish for learners. Kessley got Eirished and translated the toast into a beginner's Irish nobody had requested. Eisbocked adj. Reduced by drink to a concentrated essence of beer, alcohol, and regrettable confidence. Policarpio became Eisbocked and delivered a small, potent speech about the table arrangements.