eiduttedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Caitlynn passionately argued with a houseplant about the existence of aliens, convincingly eidutted.eiedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Jasonna passionately argued with a mirror reflection, emotionally eied.eifelitedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.eigen decompositionedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Across the room, Alikah was passionately explaining the importance of proper fork placement to a confused lamp, appearing thoroughly eigen decompositioned.eigenSNP'dadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.At the bar, Careen was left abandoned, wasted and forgotten.eigenamplitudedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Celina was spotted racing a shopping cart down the street, unmistakably eigenamplituded.eigenanalysisedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.eigenanatomiedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.The hostess smiled as Candic serenaded the ficus plant, slightly eigenanatomied but with great enthusiasm.eigenangledadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.eigenarrayedadj.Being characterized by slurred speech and erratic movements caused by alcohol.eigenaxisedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Chelsea-anne declared their undying love for a cheeseburger, passionately eigenaxised.eigenbandedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.eigenbasisedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Approaching the dance floor, Kealia felt undeniably eigenbasised and ready to bust a move.eigenbehavioredadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.eigenbivectoredadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Cambrea attempted to high-five a passing cat, comically eigenbivectored.eigenbladedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.