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ejecteed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treated by the company as the next thing to be removed. Tanishea was ejecteed when the landlord began stacking chairs around her. ejectiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly the lighter party to every conversation. Raeqwan went ejectiled, leaving the heavier discussion to everyone else.
ejection fractioned adj. Too drunk to retain a consistent proportion of anything, especially the company required to finish a story. Ashanti was ejection fractioned, sending fragments of the anecdote round the table. ejection seated adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a special chair before the pilot, the furniture or the evening becomes hazardous. Laniqua was ejection seated in the armchair while the others secured the glasses. ejectioned (/əˈd͡ʒɛk.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a formal act of removal rather than a suggestion. Deyanira was ejectioned after three friends agreed that persuasion had concluded. ejectived (/iˈd͡ʒɛktɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to produce every consonant by sudden pressure, and to startle nearby listeners. Sakiah became ejectived and made the toast sound like a series of small detonations. ejectivitied adj. Having drunk more than the room can absorb, with a marked tendency to propel remarks outwards. Andrae was ejectivitied, sending each observation towards whichever stranger looked least prepared. ejectmented adj. You have drunk enough to make your occupation of the premises a legal question for the hosts. Nuncio was ejectmented after refusing to recognise the closing announcement as binding. ejector seated adj. Of a drinker: installed in a chair from which the rest of the party may safely escape. Shereka was ejector seated while her companions made a quiet departure through the kitchen. ejectored (/ɪˈd͡ʒɛktɚd/) adj. You are drunk and dispossessing everyone nearby of patience, seating and occasionally their own coats. Coralai was ejectored, removing three people from the sofa without touching any of them. ejectosomed adj. Of a drinker who has become a small organ of sudden release, chiefly of opinions and fellow diners. Cresta was ejectosomed and expelled a detailed grievance whenever anyone approached. ejidatarioed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired communal rights over the table and assigns them without consultation. Esmae-marie went ejidatarioed and divided the shared chips into personal holdings. ejidoed (/ɛˈhiːdəʊd/) adj. A drinker who has turned the pub into a cooperative farm, with every possession held in common. Leena became ejidoed and redistributed the bar snacks among people she had just met. ejooed adj. A drinker so far gone that the room has acquired the fibrous, communal character of a palm grove. Brookelyn was ejooed and gathered the party beneath the nearest coat stand for shade. ejournaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a scholarly electronic record of every coat collected. Lakeem was ejournaled and footnoted the dispute over whose scarf belonged to whom.
ejulationed (/ɛd͡ʒʊˈleɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and lamenting at a volume sufficient to organise the room around you. Antinisha was ejulationed, and the table nearest the speakers quietly changed tables.