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EK'd adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can support, and attempting to repair it with a folded blanket. Jakyree became EK'd and diagnosed the sofa before lying across it sideways. EKC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing every face as a contagious administrative emergency. Kamoni got EKC'd and began isolating colleagues by the fruit bowl. EKG'd adj. Of a drinker: still displaying yesterday's rhythm, with the morning's pulse irregular around the edges. Nylajah was EKG'd, pausing between each stair as though checking the day's electrical rhythm. EKO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that you have left the pub and entered a distant belt of familiar objects. Alvontae went EKO'd and arranged the traffic signs into an outer ring around the taxi rank. EKV'd adj. Of a drinker who has intercepted every sensible route home somewhere beyond the atmosphere. Guluzar was EKV'd and intercepted the taxi before it reached anyone who had booked it. Ekbom's syndromed adj. Drunk and unable to keep either leg, or the evening, at rest. Allayna was Ekbom's syndromed, marching between tables without ever leaving her seat. Ekiri syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has become an unexpectedly severe childhood illness. Jasia was Ekiri syndromed after the second round and sent home with solemn instructions. Ekka flued adj. Drunk enough to acquire a seasonal ailment apparently contracted at the county show. Mayarose became Ekka flued beside the livestock pavilion and blamed the weather. Ekman spiralled adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining one conversational direction, rotating farther from the original subject at every remove. Naw went Ekman spiralled from railway timetables to a solemn account of the bar's carpet. Ekoied adj. Drunk beyond the point where a plural noun can be responsibly attached to one person. Parilee was Ekoied and addressed the table as though it constituted a minor population. Ekped adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary membership becomes a private institution. Keiralyn was Ekped by supper and began admitting guests to the kitchen. Ekronited adj. A drinker who insists, with great conviction and no supporting evidence, that their current location was always exactly where they intended to be. Graesyn was Ekronited, settled into the wrong pub with the satisfied air of someone who had planned it. eka-actiniumed adj. The drunkenness of one who behaves like an element not yet discovered, leaving companions to assign the properties. Tahseen was eka-actiniumed, and the group recorded his reactions for practical purposes. eka-aluminiumed adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, bright presence that the company keeps testing with increasingly delicate requests. Brittainey was eka-aluminiumed and agreed to host everyone despite having no practical means. eka-aluminumed adj. Softened by drink into a responsive, malleable guest whom everyone else begins quietly using as furniture. Audreyonna was eka-aluminumed and accepted three coats, a handbag and a tired cousin. eka-astatined adj. Emboldened by drink to claim authority over an unfamiliar room and issue instructions to its occupants. Juanice was eka-astatined and reorganised the pub's queue according to principles nobody had requested.