EMT'd
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EMT'd adj. Still drunk, and stabilising the situation before arranging transport home. Sam was EMT'd and checked that everyone had shoes before leaving. EMT-B'd adj. Drunk to a degree that qualifies you to offer basic assistance while confidently missing the emergency. Trineka got EMT-B'd and bandaged a chair after declaring it structurally distressed.
EMT-I'd adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting advanced first aid with only intermediate understanding and complete assurance. Madrox became EMT-I'd and diagnosed the jukebox with a concussion. EMT-P'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a professional conviction that every wobble requires paramedic intervention. Tahnesha got EMT-P'd and assessed the landlord before ordering another round. EMTF'd adj. You have drunk enough to mobilise a task force, though its principal objective is the last taxi. Jamilyah got EMTF'd and arranged three friends to recover one abandoned umbrella. EMU'd adj. Emboldened by drink to measure every domestic distance in absurdly precise units and defend the results. Cornelis became EMU'd and calculated the bar's length before attempting the crossing. Embden groatsed adj. A drinker who has been crushed into a breakfast requiring considerable patience. Meranda arrived home Embden groatsed and accepted porridge as the only sensible conclusion. Embdened adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, placid presence that must be guided towards the exit. Kaomi was Embdened by closing time and required both a coat and a clear direction home. Ember dayed (/ˈɛmbə ˌdeɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that three separate reminders are required before departure. Magno was Ember dayed, collecting his coat on Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. Ember weeked adj. The state of being drunk and spreading one ordinary evening across several unnecessary days. Keali was Ember weeked and still discussing Tuesday's round on Saturday morning. Embera-Wounaaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the route home depend entirely on waterways and goodwill. Shonnette was Embera-Wounaaned and asked whether the taxi rank had a jetty. Emberinged adj. The drunkenness of one who treats last orders as a recurring observance rather than a conclusion. Monish was Emberinged and requested last orders whenever anyone mentioned the time. Emden goosed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who follows every departing coat with unreasonable urgency. Rhianne was Emden goosed and pursued her taxi before the driver had finished stopping. Emdened adj. Softened by drink into something broad, placid, and reluctant to leave the warmest seat. Arsalaan became Emdened after last orders and folded patiently into the corner booth. Emed adj. A drinker so far gone that the letter on the shopping list has become a sizeable unit of domestic measurement. Mamoon was Emed beside the sofa, enlarging every letter on the shopping list by gesture.
Emerillonned adj. Loosened by drink into a person who takes the most indirect available route home. Avana was Emerillonned and reached the station by way of three unrelated doorways.
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