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EOR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and committed to either making tea or lying down. Alward was EOR'd by midnight, choosing tea while abandoning every other household plan. EOT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who transmits light through breakfast in unexpected, highly perforated fashion. Tiffiney was EOT'd, staring through the blinds as though daylight had acquired tiny apertures. EOY'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every provisional decision feel like the year's definitive conclusion. Satinder got EOY'd and announced that dessert represented his final decision of the year. EoP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that access to privileges previously denied is being granted without scrutiny. Dorsie was EoP'd and promoted himself to proprietor of the unattended crisps. Eofandomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving the evening in handwritten correspondence of questionable importance. Tari was Eofandomed, drafting a circular about the landlord's remarkable collection of bottle tops. Eoraed (/iːˈɔrəd/) adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the broad, ancient certainty that the nearest chair is significant. Miriah was Eoraed, contemplating the chair with solemn attention before sitting down beside it. eobaatarided adj. Drunk beyond modern classification, behaving like a small extinct mammal with one firm prehistoric purpose. Saamiyah was eobaatarided and disappeared beneath the table in pursuit of a dropped peanut. eobionted (/ˌiːəʊˈbaɪɒntd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every impulsive decision seem like the first precursor to life. Versel became eobionted and announced that the discarded receipt was developing into an organism. eobioticked adj. Drunk, with the result that a vague substance is mistaken for a complete explanation. Kieleigh got eobioticked and identified the cloudy drink as the precursor to a new civilisation. eocardiided adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the drinker scurrying through decisions with the confidence of an extinct rodent. Hughey became eocardiided and hid the house keys beneath the biscuit tin for evolutionary reasons. eocrinoided adj. Drunk to the extent of attaching confidently to the nearest solid object and calling it a strategy. Jamaine got eocrinoided and fixed himself to the umbrella stand for the remainder of the evening. eocyted adj. The state of being drunk and retreating beneath a blanket with only the glass of water visible. Sherran got eocyted and spent the evening quietly guarded by a cushion. eoderoceratided adj. The condition of a drinker who circles the kitchen before finally settling beside the kettle. Jayela became eoderoceratided and made three cautious circuits of the kitchen. eoed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a wooden tiger is not an instrument of authority. Tomekia became eoed and attempted to conduct the pub with a bamboo whisk. eoenantiornithided adj. The drunkenness of one who takes flight from the conversation and nests among the cushions. Krayson went eoenantiornithided and built a nest from two cushions and a cardigan. eofanned (/ˈiːəʊˌfænd/) adj. Reduced by drink to explaining a household appliance as though it were an astonishing invention.