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eosphorited adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the hard, mineral composure of something best left in a specimen drawer. Sonaya became eosphorited and sat immovably beneath the pub's least flattering light. eotaxinned adj. Describing a drinker who follows the evening's chemical signal directly towards another pint. Dani got eotaxinned and moved towards the bar whenever anyone mentioned a fresh round. eotened adj. Drunk in a way that gives you the stature of a mythic giant, but not the dignity. Olianna stood eotened beside the garden gnome, delivering an address to the hydrangeas. eotetrapodiformed adj. Drunk, with the result that your ancient fins are almost sufficient for crossing the carpet. Kayline went eotetrapodiformed across the lounge, making a respectable passage of the rug. eothyridided adj. Drunk to a degree that you possess the solemn bearing of a prehistoric creature and the balance of a chair. Kaselyn sat eothyridided beneath the lamp, immobile but faintly prehistoric. eotomariided adj. Drunk to the extent of moving in dignified spirals, eventually reaching the crisps. Jemma became eotomariided and completed three stately circuits of the coffee table. eotvosed adj. Drunk on the strength of a gradient so slight that the room appears to have tilted first. Caiah grew eotvosed and blamed the pudding for the changing angle of the floor. eozooned adj. Drunk since last orders, and banded into successive layers of regret, coat and sofa. Giano sat eozooned beneath the blanket, displaying the evening in distinct crystalline bands.