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EP'd adj. Having drunk more than the lubricant can reasonably withstand, and beginning to grind against the furniture. Hernesto was EP'd, scraping his stool across the tiles whenever he turned round. EPA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every minor impulse becomes an urgent precursor to a further round. Naaliyah got EPA'd and treated the sight of an empty glass as a medical emergency. EPAC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring two friends to steer the assisted journey home. Kenae got EPAC'd and needed Leneah to operate the walk to the taxi. EPAP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring positive pressure from the household to reach the sofa. Brekkin was EPAP'd by midnight and needed encouragement from the kitchen doorway. EPB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of which the person applies an emergency brake before attempting the stairs. Bertel was EPB'd and parked beside the sofa with the water safely within reach. EPC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the procurement of snacks as a major construction project. Malya was EPC'd, commissioning pork scratchings with the seriousness of a civic scheme. EPCM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and managing the engineering, procurement and construction of an exit. Martize was EPCM'd, directing the removal of coats while remaining firmly in the same chair. EPD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the face remains visible while changing only slowly. Delanie was EPD'd, displaying the same expression through three separate conversations. EPDM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a resilient compound, springing back whenever placed in a chair. Glendel was EPDM'd, rebounding from the sofa whenever anyone asked him to sit properly. EPDR'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning every decision to engineering, product, design, or research. Jaydenmatthew got EPDR'd and proposed redesigning the pub's entire customer journey. EPEAT'd adj. You have drunk enough to assess every object for environmental credentials before allowing anyone to leave. Rosilind got EPEAT'd and examined Karionna's charger while the taxi waited outside. EPG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and using the tongue as an instrument panel for decisions it cannot support. Fujiye got EPG'd and demonstrated several consonants against the bartender’s hand. EPI'd adj. You have drunk enough to flatten the journey home into a series of sudden, badly aligned images. Cormari got EPI'd between the pub and the station, recalling only coats, stairs and a kebab. EPIRB'd adj. Of a drinker: broadcasting a maritime position from a place with no coastline. Aunjel was EPIRB'd and described the sofa as a vessel in moderate conditions. EPK'd adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a full promotional package for the evening's most ordinary incident. Mahkiya got EPK'd and pitched her spilled lager as a career-defining event. EPMA'd adj. A drinker who submits the morning's stains and substances to painstaking examination. Abreona was EPMA'd, analysing the contents of her pocket before attempting tea.