epipelagic zonedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.epipelonnedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.epipenedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Kamonte tried to moonwalk across the dance floor, looking hilariously epipened.epipericystedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.epiphaenomenonnedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.epiphallusedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Carleon decided to test their theory that they were a ninja after a few too many drinks, resulting in some rather clumsy but epiphallused moves.epiphanied(/ɪˈpɪfənid/)adj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.epiphanisationedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Castro passionately debated the best pizza toppings with a pigeon, thoroughly epiphanisationed.epiphanizationedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Campton challenged a mirror to a dance-off, showcasing their moves while being hilariously epiphanizationed.epiphany cakedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.The bartender couldn't help but chuckle as Celines attempted to order a pizza at the bar, clearly epiphany caked.epipharyngealedadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.epipharynxedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Charles-anthony insisted on giving a motivational speech to a mirror, unknowingly looking quite epipharynxed.epiphasedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Byard attempted to reenact scenes from a movie with a confused pigeon, proving they were undeniably epiphased.epiphenomenalismedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.In the corner, a group of friends erupted into laughter as Chanika stumbled over, unmistakably sloshed.epiphenomenalistedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Tamatha laughed at their own reflection for a good twenty minutes, thoroughly epiphenomenalisted.epiphenomenonned(/ˌɛpɪfəˈnɒmɪnənd/)adj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.