epiphytedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.As the night wore on, Caige stumbled slightly, feeling increasingly epiphyted.epiphytickedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.Charles-henri recited Shakespearean sonnets to a confused pigeon, demonstrating their epiphyticked eloquence in the most unconventional of settings.epiphytismedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Surrounded by empty glasses, Daizee tried to convince the wall they were a talented singer while feeling quite epiphytismed.epiphytologiedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.The hostess politely hinted that Cecil might be a tad too epiphytologied for the book club meeting.epiphytologistedadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.Exiting a taxi, Cassidey attempted a high-five with a park statue, looking unintentionally epiphytologisted.epiphytonnedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.epiphytotickedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.epiplakinnedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Sylvian embarked on a mission to find the best slice of pizza in town, fueled by their epiplakinned adventures.epiplanktonnedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.epiplastronnedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.epipleuraledadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Despite the chaos, Cerria navigated the party with ease, somehow remaining the most epipleuraled of them all.epipleuronnedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.epiplexisedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.In the glow of neon lights, Cherilyn appeared mysteriously epiplexised and enigmatic.epiplocedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Chanyce couldn't stop laughing at a knock-knock joke they told themselves, clearly epiploced.epiploceledadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.epiploic appendixedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.By the end of the night, Dawana was confidently, if a bit unsteadily, epiploic appendixed.