eparchatedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.eparchedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.eparchied(/ˈɛpˌɑɹ.kid/)adj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Lulah insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of houseplants, hilariously eparchied.epauledadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Amidst a sea of empty glasses, Charley-marie tried to convince the bartender they were sober, though clearly epauled.epaulemented(/eɪ.poʊlˈmɑntd/)adj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.Chandal embarked on a quest to find the legendary lost remote control, convinced of its existence in the depths of the sofa cushions while being determinedly epaulemented.epaulet matedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.Charnika tried to pay for a taxi ride with Monopoly money, believing it to be a fair exchange in their whimsically epaulet mated mindset.epaulet trevalliedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.epauleted(/ˈɛpəlɛtd/)adj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.Surrounded by friends, Chalmers shared their deep thoughts, surprisingly epauleted.epaulette matedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Anjuma confidently challenged a mailbox to a staring contest, proudly epaulette mated.epaulette sharkedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Chatman waved enthusiastically at a passing bus, feeling joyfully epaulette sharked and convinced the driver was an old friend.epauletted(/ˈɛpəlɛtd/)adj.Showing effects of alcohol.Celene confidently declared their plans to become a professional somersault champion, fueled by their epauletted state.epauliered(/ˌeɪ.poʊlˈjɛəɹd/)adj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Chanyah passionately debated the existence of time-traveling llamas with a stranger, exhibiting a level of epauliered intellectual curiosity.epaulmentedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.A epaulmented Erys burst into tears upon discovering the last slice of pizza had been eaten.epaxialedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.The waiter raised an eyebrow as Camerina requested a menu for their invisible friend, embarrassingly epaxialed.epazoted(/ˌɛpəˈzoʊteɪd/)adj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.Huddled in a corner, Rikhil solemnly declared their undying love for a sandwich, slightly embarrassed.epcoritamabedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.