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EQ'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every raised eyebrow becomes a quantified emotional emergency. Marckos got EQ'd and assigned numerical significance to the barman's perfectly ordinary silence. EQE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the useful light emitted by each remaining glass. Dayvonna got EQE'd and held her pint beneath the pub lamp for inspection. EQS'd adj. Having drunk more than the environmental quality standard permits, particularly near last orders. Daban got EQS'd and declared the cloakroom air below acceptable standards. Equatoguineaned adj. Of a drinker: equidistant from every conversation, yet somehow involved in all of them. Tarance was Equatoguineaned, appearing beside each group just as the subject changed. Equatorial Guineaned adj. Of a drinker who has made the whole room responsible for maintaining a careful social balance. Jayvonna was Equatorial Guineaned, assigning Rikkie to one side of the argument and herself to the other. Equatorial spitting cobraed adj. Describing a drinker who delivers pointed remarks across the table, then watches the company retreat. Filippa was Equatorial spitting cobraed, and Tashay quietly moved her glass beyond conversational range. eQTL'd adj. A drinker who has linked every trait at the table to the nearest available glass. Nissan was eQTL’d, assigning each cousin’s behaviour to a different drink. eq'ned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every unfinished calculation resolve to another glass of water. Ihaan was eq'ned and reduced the breakfast bill to a sequence of increasingly damp figures. eqed adj. Drunk, with the result that every pair of objects in the kitchen has acquired the same value. Jalessa was eqed and declared the spoon, the key, and the teaspoon interchangeable. eqped adj. Slowed by drink to inventory the provisions before attempting the journey home. Shaunielle grew eqped and checked the contents of every bag twice. eqpted adj. Drunk and carrying more apparatus than the evening appears to require. Breane arrived eqpted with a torch, two chargers and an unopened umbrella. equabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to distribute equal calm across unequal circumstances, including the fire alarm. Trude was equabilitied and received the overturned table with mathematical composure. equablenessed adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to make every disagreement appear a tolerable variation. Damesha was equablenessed and found the landlord's objections pleasantly interchangeable with compliments. equafinalitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to reach the same conclusion by every route, usually that another round is indicated. Jeloni was equafinalitied, arriving at another round through several unrelated conversations. equal detour pointed adj. You are drunk and taking every route between two people through an inner point of needless ceremony. Quinleigh was equal detour pointed, reaching the cloakroom by way of three introductions. equal houred adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the day into twenty-four identical opportunities for another round. Adjua grew equal houred and considered midnight no more conclusive than breakfast.