equitied(/ˈɛk.wɪ.tid/)adj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.The elderly couple on the bench exchanged amused glances as Gordon skipped past, cheerfully equitied.equitimed(/ˈɛkwɪˌtaɪmd/)adj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.equitizationedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Cassidi passionately argued with a street sign about the best type of sandwich, proving to be a formidable debater even when equitizationed.equitoxicitiedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Gunner proposed a toast to a slice of pizza, professing their eternal gratitude for its existence, all while being hilariously equitoxicitied.equity fundedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.equity languagedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.The street performer raised an eyebrow at Charlita who was practicing karate moves with a tree, feeling surprisingly equity languaged.equity of redemptionedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.equity sharedadj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.In the corner of the room, Cemone sat, utterly smashed, chatting with a potted plant.equivalationedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.Saish tried to order pizza from their shoe, perplexingly equivalationed.equivalence classedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.equivalence gatedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.equivalence of categoriesedadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.equivalence principledadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Chasitiy decided they were a pirate searching for buried treasure in the backyard, adventurously equivalence principled.equivalence relationedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.equivalenced(/ɪˈkwɪv.ə.lənsd/)adj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.equivalenciedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Dolly-may conducted a one-person parade in the living room, jubilantly equivalencied.