equidensitiedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.At the petting zoo, Cawanna found themselves in a staring contest with a goat, feeling oddly equidensitied.equidensitometeredadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.equidensitometriedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Bushra declared themselves a professional sommelier, expertly tasting a glass of water and exclaiming how equidensitometried it was.equidifferencedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.equidimensionalitiedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Latavius tried to convince a mailbox to join them for a midnight snack, exemplifying classic equidimensionalitied behavior.equidispersionedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.equidissectionedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Issachar realized they were hopelessly equidissectioned and decided it was time to call it a night.equidistancedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.equidistant curvedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.equidistributionedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.equidivisionedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Balancing a tray of shots, Caycie performed a daring juggling act, looking impressively equidivisioned.equidominancedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.As the night wore on, it became apparent to everyone that Reinier was thoroughly equidominanced.equiefficienciedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.equifertiledadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.In a corner booth, Caterine sat with a content smile, evidently equifertiled.equifinalitiedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Embracing their inner rockstar, Zeidan belted out a rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody," feeling fabulously equifinalitied.equiformitiedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.