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ER bridged adj. Of a drinker: convinced that two distant points can be joined by stepping through the nearest doorway. Corteney got ER bridged and promised to reach the next pub through a folded corner. ER diagramed adj. Of a drinker who has mapped every acquaintance to every obligation, none of which anyone else recognises. Grettell got ER diagramed and drew the pub’s social relationships beside the till. ER'd adj. You are drunk and have scored without the assistance of an error, namely by finding the correct door. Likesha got ER'd and reached the front door without blaming the furniture. ERA'd adj. Describing a drinker who rotates steadily while claiming the room has moved. Garance got ERA'd and addressed each corner of the pub in sequence. ERAA'd adj. Describing a drinker who alternates between encouraging another round and opposing the suggestion. Zahri was ERAA'd, voting for another round while arguing against its immediate necessity. ERC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of recognising one code, and therefore certain that every other code is familiar. Kaele, ERC'd, entered the alarm code confidently and locked everyone outside instead. ERCP'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish an endoscope from a suitable instrument of social investigation. Sierre became ERCP'd and inspected the bar's internal arrangements by torchlight. ERCS'd adj. Slowed by drink to convert every round into a negotiable reduction in future damage. Nykesha got ERCS'd and proposed trading fewer drinks for a cleaner journey home. ERD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every relationship in the party is diagrammed before anyone can leave. Marilyn got ERD'd and mapped the barman, taxi driver, and coat-check attendant into one hierarchy. EREV'd adj. Reduced by drink to a vehicle with considerable range, but no reliable means of reaching it. Stanislava became EREV'd and announced that the journey home required a charging strategy. ERG'd adj. Drunk past the point of releasing explanations for every morning-after defect. Lovick was ERG'd, offering a fresh reason for each mark on the table. ERIC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a private reading session from the menu. Breosha got ERIC'd and read the dessert list aloud to pupils who had already gone home. ERK'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and sending every signal along the wrong route to the feet. Khyair was ERK'd and activated the wrong leg at the bottom of the stairs. ERM protein familied adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one modest certainty from multiplying into several related convictions. Syria was ERM protein familied and gave each chair a separate explanation. ERM'd adj. Still drunk, and managing relationships by assigning every acquaintance a long-term strategy. Kahliya was ERM'd, attempting to improve Francys's relationship with the cloakroom attendant. EROI'd adj. Drunk in a way that compares every further round unfavourably with the energy required to obtain it. Ny became EROI'd and demanded the return on investment for walking to the bar.