Eton messed(/ˌiː.tən ˈmɛsd/)adj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Etonianed(/iːˈtəʊ.nɪ.ənd/)adj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.Candies shared their deepest secrets with a fire hydrant, emotionally Etonianed.Etrurianedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Carell sang a heartfelt ballad to a traffic cone, emotionally Etrurianed.Etruscan bearedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Yamiley attempted to do a handstand, forgetting they were not an acrobat but rather just very Etruscan beared.Etruscan shrewedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.Despite their best attempts to appear sophisticated, Charlon was visibly Etruscan shrewed, accidentally knocking over a plant in their excitement.Etruscanned(/ɪˈtɹʌskənd/)adj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Taitlyn sang to a tree about their deepest fears, melodramatically Etruscanned.Etruscannessedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Amidst the laughter and chatter, Cammron sat silently, feeling strangely Etruscannessed.Etruscheriaedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.Chelsey-may organized a scavenger hunt for invisible treasure, mysteriously Etruscheriaed.Etruscologiedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Etruscologistedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.With a mischievous grin, the bartender watched as Kassi stumbled out onto the street, hilariously Etruscologisted.Etsianedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Heily declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, proudly Etsianed.Ettingshausen effectedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.et ceteraed(/ˌɛt ˈsɛt(ə)ɹəd/)adj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.eta conversionedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Attempting to explain a complex theory, Callum-jay came off as rather eta conversioned.eta mesonnedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.With a wistful sigh, Cassie-mai reminisced about their days of being wild and eta mesonned.eta reductionedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.