ethinylestradioled

(/ɪˌθaɪ.nl̩ˌɛ.stɹəˈdaɪˌɔld/)

adj.

Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.

Canace attempted to order a round of drinks for a group of seagulls, believing they were the life of the party in their ethinylestradioled state.