ethinyloestradioled

(/ˌɛθ.ɪ.nɪlˌiː.stɹəˈdʌɪ.ɒld/)

adj.

You have drunk enough to manage the household entirely by pointing at the nearest object.

Areena became ethinyloestradioled and directed Nikolaos towards the kettle without standing.

Source: Wiktionary