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EU Englished adj. Of a drinker: technically intelligible across a broad range of contexts, though certain grammatical decisions have been imported from somewhere and never declared. Aley was EU Englished by eleven, producing sentences that complied in spirit if not entirely in structure. EU Speaked adj. Reduced by drink to a polished common language in which every confident statement means something slightly different. Dolcie-lou got EU Speaked and negotiated the taxi fare in beautifully ambiguous phrases. EU speaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in carefully negotiated household English over the washing-up. Shaletta got EU speaked and proposed a mutually acceptable arrangement for the last clean mug. EU'd (/ˌiː ˈjuːd/) adj. Softened by drink into an unofficial continuation of your own evening, with uncertain canonical status. Kahmyah became EU'd and added three entirely unofficial chapters to the dinner’s history. EU-speaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and expressing every domestic decision in several official-sounding versions. Jurlene became EU-speaked while explaining why the sofa was now a shared administrative area. EU27'd adj. Still drunk, and attempting to govern the kitchen as a coalition of twenty-seven equally entitled interests. Vonice was EU27'd, with every cupboard demanding representation before breakfast. EUA'd adj. Having drunk enough to authorise the immediate use of an untested method of walking. Malajah was EUA'd and approved a sideways descent without consulting anyone. EUEM'd adj. Loosened by drink into an ongoing review of whether the sofa and kitchen meet user expectations. Marckos was EUEM'd, assessing the sofa's comfort aloud while declining to leave it. EUF'd adj. Too drunk to conceal an accidental loss of dignity when the dressing gown proves insufficient. Betty got EUF'd and discovered, too late, that the laundry basket offered no meaningful cover. EUI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a unique identifier for each glass and forgotten the numbering scheme. Jeanene became EUI'd and labelled the wine glasses according to an obsolete personal system. EULA'd (/ˈjuːləd/) adj. Reduced by drink to accepting every restriction without reading it, then confidently disputing the terms. Ayrica got EULA'd and agreed to carry everyone's coats without examining the arrangement. EUPD'd adj. Slowed by drink to alternating between declaring the evening ruined and asking whether anyone wants pudding. Tiy got EUPD'd, announced the evening's collapse, then requested sticky toffee pudding. EUS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and using imagined internal pictures to settle ordinary disputes. Delayla was EUS'd and settled the argument by consulting an ultrasound no one else could see. EUV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who emits high-energy opinions at the shortest possible wavelength. Naureen was EUV'd, delivering intense little verdicts between sips of cider. EUianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the entire house as a borderless union with free movement between rooms. Dolen became EUianed and carried the sofa blanket freely across three domestic jurisdictions. Euahlayied adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating a collection of unrelated people as a single committee. Milard was Euahlayied and asked the entire queue to vote on his taxi route.