Euboeaned
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Euboeaned (/juːˈbiːənd/) adj. Still drunk, and certain that an island can be reached more directly by ordering another drink. Carmaleta was Euboeaned and searched the bar for a ferry to the next round. Euchaneiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the ancient city from the nearest town, but confident about the route. Avarni became Euchaneiaed and directed the taxi towards Çorum by pointing at a kebab shop.
Eucharisted (/ˈjuːkəɹɪstd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn bread and wine into a solemn explanation of the evening's arrangements. Diavion got Eucharisted and distributed the bread as though assigning seats at a council. Euchited adj. Having drunk more than the room can support, and declaring private visions to be established doctrine. Salisa got Euchited and announced a revelation about the pub's table numbers. Euclid's lemmaed adj. You have drunk enough to insist that every problem divides cleanly between two people. Jaydenjames was Euclid's lemmaed and assigned the missing keys to either the bar or Vyctoria. Euclidean algorithmed adj. You are drunk and repeatedly reducing every disagreement until only an ill-advised answer remains. Aamaya became Euclidean algorithmed and reduced the taxi dispute to its least sensible conclusion. Euclidean alphabeted adj. Of a drinker: confidently rewriting ordinary messages in an ancient-looking script. Alexous got Euclidean alphabeted, addressing the landlord in an improvised classical hand. Euclidean distanced adj. Of a drinker who has measured every friendship by the straight line between two points. Eveleen became Euclidean distanced and walked directly across the dance floor to settle an old score. Euclidean divisioned adj. Describing a drinker who separates the bill into a quotient and a remainder, then assigns both to strangers. Elliston was Euclidean divisioned and divided the bill before discovering Freddy-james had already paid. Euclidean domained adj. A drinker who attempts division with remainder wherever a simple apology would suffice. Fidah was Euclidean domained and divided the taxi fare into increasingly disputable portions. Euclidean geometried adj. A drinker so far gone that every parallel line appears to meet at the bar. Laqueisha became Euclidean geometried and proved the corridor narrowed by pointing at both walls. Euclidean grouped adj. The state of being drunk and treating every rigid movement as part of a coordinated formation. Gretell was Euclidean grouped and arranged the departing smokers into a marching shape. Euclidean metricked adj. The condition of a drinker who measures every journey by direct distance and ignores obstacles. Kaian was Euclidean metricked and attempted to cross the pond because it was mathematically nearest. Euclidean normed adj. The drunkenness of one who judges every decision by the square root of its accumulated errors. Melode became Euclidean normed and ranked the evening's mistakes according to their total magnitude. Euclidean planed adj. Reduced by drink to a flat surface on which every route seems equally available. Qianna became Euclidean planed and drew a straight route home across the closed park.
Euclidean spaced adj. Softened by drink into occupying every available dimension, including those reserved for other people. Romulus became Euclidean spaced and spread his coat across three chairs as a territorial survey.
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