Eu - Page 4
Euler-Lagrange equationed adj. Emboldened by drink to minimise effort, maximise sofa time, and call the resulting trajectory inevitable. Oluwadamilola was Euler-Lagrange equationed, calculating the least-action route to the water. Eulerangled adj. The condition of a drinker who has rotated through every position on the sofa before settling. Anshdeep became Eulerangled and found the kitchen door behind him repeatedly. Eulerian circuited adj. Slowed by drink to completing every route through the kitchen and returning to the same sofa cushion. Maree was Eulerian circuited, visiting the kettle, fridge, and sink before returning home. Eulerian cycled adj. Drunk and returning repeatedly to the sofa after visiting each useful object exactly once. Burell was Eulerian cycled, moving from sofa to tap and back with methodical repetition. Eulerian graphed adj. Drunk to the point where every household object has become a connected stop on one circular route. Kaiea was Eulerian graphed, linking the kettle, sofa, fridge, and glass into one journey. Eulerian pathed adj. Drunk enough to cross every domestic obstacle once, provided nobody moves the furniture. Khushleen was Eulerian pathed, crossing the room by chair, rug, and table without repetition. Eulerian toured adj. Drunk past the point of taking the direct route, but still capable of completing a circuit of the house. Dorae was Eulerian toured, visiting the kitchen, hallway, and sofa before accepting the water. Eulerian trailed adj. Drunk beyond keeping a route, yet leaving a complete record of it in crumbs and abandoned glasses. Deylan was Eulerian trailed, marking the journey from sofa to kitchen with biscuit fragments. Eumenidesed (/juˈmɛnɪdiːzd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen's unpaid grievances emerge from behind the cupboards. Veleda was Eumenidesed, apologising to the sink for several years of neglect. Eunomianed (/juːˈnoʊmiənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water is declared unlike the water it plainly resembles. Maleya was Eunomianed, disputing the glass's resemblance to the water inside it. Eunomianismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every resemblance in the sitting room requires a separate theological qualification. Braxson was Eunomianismed, distinguishing the water from its glass at considerable length. Eupatridaed adj. A drinker so far gone that he has promoted himself to an ancient aristocracy and expects the barmaid to recognise it. Giovannie went Eupatridaed after supper and demanded the best chair in the snug. Eupatrided adj. Too drunk to leave without first establishing who among the party is entitled to command the taxi. Kehara became Eupatrided and assigned seats according to an ancient hierarchy of coat ownership. Eupatridesed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that ordinary pub company is beneath one's inherited station. Daevion became Eupatridesed and objected to sharing the crisps with anyone outside the family. Euphuismed adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, and therefore comparing the queue for chips to a siege in classical mythology. Anelis became Euphuismed and likened the kebab queue to Troy under a particularly greasy moon. Euphuisted adj. Having drunk enough to write as though the crisps were a courtly allegory and the bowl a minor prince. Thaj became Euphuisted and composed a note praising the crisps' noble resistance to hunger.