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EV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on a quiet internal motor to reach the taxi rank. Jayneen left EV'd, gliding past the smokers without acknowledging the kerb. EVA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of leaving the sofa for a brief, poorly supported kitchen mission. Brig went EVA'd for water and returned having lost contact with the sitting room. EVALI'd adj. A drinker who has spent the evening coughing politely into a vaping device. Keiralyn got EVALI'd and blamed the vape for the stout's after-effects. EVAP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has shed all control of emissions while insisting the system is functioning. Taigon was EVAP'd, and Leily opened every window without asking for a technical explanation. EVAR'd adj. Loosened by drink into an internal repair project, with the alarming section left for tomorrow. Eurith was EVAR'd by closing time and began repairing an imaginary weakness behind the bar. EVC'd adj. Drunk and proceeding under faulty onboard supervision, particularly at points requiring a change of direction. Egzona was EVC'd, overshooting the platform and apologising to the timetable. EVD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a short staircase into a prolonged clinical episode. Yocasta was EVD'd, pausing halfway down to reassess the existence of the next step. EVE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an ancestral infection as part of the household's permanent genetic history. Jazabella became EVE'd and explained the kitchen's bad habits as hereditary. EVEL'd adj. Drunk enough to reserve the kitchen's decisions for the kitchen, and the sofa's for the sofa. Alhena was EVEL'd and refused to let anyone from the sofa vote on the kettle. EVEV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to report a minor fever as though it were epidemiological news. Alisha-mai was EVEV'd and announced the temperature of everyone in the room. EVF'd adj. A drinker who frames the room through one narrowed eye and trusts that view completely. Anadia became EVF'd and photographed the bar through the gap in her eyelids. EVM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is made by pressing the nearest available button. Kynzli went EVM'd and voted for another round whenever the till lit up. EVOO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a good glass of water seem worth pouring slowly and discussing afterwards. Gerren got EVOO'd and praised the tap water's finish from the end of the sofa. EVP'd (/iː viː ˈpiːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of executive judgement, with the vice-president of the body unavailable. Khushal was EVP'd, delegating the descent to his knees and an increasingly nervous companion. EVSE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the nearest socket, person or radiator for a charging point. Saraanne got EVSE'd and leaned against the fruit machine until it was time to leave. EVT'd adj. The state of being drunk and approaching the viscosity at which a road-surfacing operation might reasonably commence. Fabianna was EVT'd and moved through the reception with the consistency of warm bitumen.