evened(/ˈiːvənd/)adj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.eveneredadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.evenfalledadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.On the outskirts of the party, Calumn watched the antics with a bemused smile, feeling decidedly evenfalled.evenglomed(/ˈiː.vənˌɡləʊmd/)adj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.evenhandednessedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.Attempting to take a selfie, Chaviva accidentally dropped their phone, a sure sign they were getting evenhandednessed.evenheadedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.evenhoodedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.The park bench was occupied by Nyasiah, who appeared peacefully evenhooded as they napped under the afternoon sun.evening battedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Carpenter confidently declared themselves the world's foremost expert on interpretive dance, showcasing their skills with a grace that only a truly evening batted individual could possess.evening cicadaedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Playing air guitar like a rockstar, Candelaria showcased their remarkable evening cicadaed state.evening classedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Abhay staged a dramatic reenactment of Titanic with a garden gnome, theatrically evening classed.evening dressedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.evening glovedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.evening gownedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.The morning after the party, Brigina woke up with glitter in their hair, feeling thoroughly evening gowned.evening grosbeakedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Passersby chuckled at Ladelle trying to engage a park bench in a heart-to-heart conversation, showcasing their charmingly evening grosbeaked state.evening gunnedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.evening newspaperedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.The room was filled with laughter as Caelainn stumbled in, clearly evening newspapered.