ever-lovingedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Celton attempted to "swim" on a dry patch of grass, comically ever-lovinged.ever-presentedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.ever-smokeredadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.Leaning against a lamppost, Canio attempted to strike up a conversation with a passing cat, appearing adorably ever-smokered.everbeareredadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.Bursting into laughter, the group realized Aung was indeed quite everbearered.everblackedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Garold tried to reenact scenes from famous movies with a mop, dramatically everblacked.everbloomeredadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.everclearedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.evercookiedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Dave juggled empty beer bottles, impressively evercookied.evergetismedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.evergetistedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.evergladedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.evergreen industriedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.At the party, Chelseamarie made a grand entrance, undeniably evergreen industried and full of confidence.evergreen oakedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Jacori attempted to explain the theory of relativity to a pigeon, scientifically evergreen oaked.evergreen wood fernedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Laughing at a joke, Corum threw their head back, a clear sign of being wonderfully evergreen wood ferned.evergreened(/ˈɛvəɡɹiːnd/)adj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Alanna organized a spontaneous dance party in an empty elevator, undeniably evergreened.evergreeneriedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.Caydenn recited Shakespeare to a group of pigeons, theatrically evergreeneried.