evacuantedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.evacuation slidedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Carrying a rubber chicken under one arm, Oyinkansola strutted out the door, proudly evacuation slided.evacuationed(/ɪˌvækjuˈeɪʃənd/)adj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.Chazity attempted to high-five a passing seagull, much to the amusement of onlookers, clearly evacuationed.evacuativedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.evacuatoredadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.evacuatoriedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.A group gathered around Chaylyn, intrigued by their wildly animated storytelling while being unmistakably evacuatoried.evacuchairedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Cherryann became the self-proclaimed captain of a park bench, majestically evacuchaired.evacueedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.evacuoledadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.evadeedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.In the middle of a busy street, Celt paused to share a heartfelt speech with a confused mailbox, comically evadeed.evaderedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Justiz insisted on telling the same joke to everyone they met, laughing hysterically at their own punchline and showcasing their charmingly evadered humor.evagationedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Brisyn tried to make a salad using only lettuce and ketchup, proving to be quite evagationed.evaginationedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.evalled(/ˈiː.væld/)adj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.evalosedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.evaluabilitiedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Chatina serenaded a group of ducks at the park, their evaluabilitied musical talents shining through.