Evertonianed

(/ɛvəˈtəʊnɪ.ənd/)

adj.

Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.

Garet decided that the best way to prove their undying affection for their friends was to give each of them a heartfelt speech while wearing a lampshade as a hat, a true symbol of their Evertonianed state.

Source: Wiktionary