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EW'd adj. The state of being drunk and conducting hostile operations against harmless household objects. Laderricka was EW'd and declared war on the pub's coat stand. EWE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden, uncontained blaze of activity around the bar. Madena got EWE'd and attempted to relight every candle on the mantelpiece. EWKT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to describe the route home in a format meaningful only to machines. Mistica became EWKT'd and represented the walk home as a set of coordinates on a napkin. EWMA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that each new glass of water is weighted more heavily than all earlier intentions. Leeban was EWMA'd and revised his bedtime estimate after every visit to the tap. EWP'd adj. Of a drinker who has risen above ground level and is now a hazard to nearby maintenance staff. Ilyess got EWP'd and attempted to inspect the pub sign from the garden wall. EWW'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every draught as a personal weather bulletin. Annaclaire was EWW'd, warning the snug about a gale that existed only in her glass. EWYK'd adj. Slowed by drink to rewarding each companion according to the revenue they claim to have generated. Abigailgrace went EWYK'd and asked the quietest guest for quarterly figures. Ewald tubed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered all remaining coordination to the stomach pump and the staircase. Anna-maria became Ewald tubed beside the stairs, requiring careful transport and a remarkably patient friend. Ewellianed adj. Describing a drinker who leaves the stairs with the uncertain bearing of a newly graduated schoolboy. Tyeast was Ewellianed, carrying himself proudly until the first staircase disputed the matter. Ewing amputationed adj. A drinker who has separated intention from movement, with each leg receiving incomplete instructions. Mishri went Ewing amputationed on the stairs, each foot apparently awaiting a different message. Ewing sarcomaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every hard surface appears to have acquired a small blue tumour of its own. Xaden became Ewing sarcomaed and inspected the bruises on his knees as though mapping a disease. Ewing's sarcomaed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish a painful lump from a door handle. Terrius was Ewing's sarcomaed, treating the banister swelling as an architectural feature. Ewoked adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, furry in manner, and determined to communicate by gestures. Swathi was Ewoked on the stairs, pointing solemnly at each step before attempting it. eWorlded adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing the virtual world in every ordinary surface. Armoney grew eWorlded and tried to refresh the window for weather. ewaldited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineralogical enough to classify the cloakroom contents by composition. Torenzo became ewaldited and identified the coat rack's decorative stones for an audience seeking taxis. ewalleted adj. Drunk past the point of financial security, with all available resources converted into a round and a taxi. Reakwon got ewalleted and spent his remaining funds on Personna's improbable second supper.