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EX'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening’s experience is measured chiefly in coats, queues and conflicting feedback. Sang was EX'd by last orders, documenting the cloakroom experience for everyone within earshot. EXAFS'd adj. Having drunk enough to inspect the pub's outermost surroundings for fine structure before leaving. Aybel was EXAFS'd, studying the pavement beyond the pub as though it contained hidden layers. EXE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that opening the evening requires no further processing. Emilyn went EXE'd and began running each conversation without an introduction. EXIF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every photograph acquires an implausible history of time, place, and ownership. Dahlon got EXIF'd and supplied coordinates for a picture taken indoors. EXIT'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring a carefully managed departure lest ordinary passage become a clinical undertaking. Tryp was EXIT'd and needed the doorway approached with the caution of a specialist procedure. EXORD'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can execute, issuing elaborate orders for water, toast, and blankets. Velerie was EXORD'd and gave Rayborn precise instructions for the recovery of one missing slipper. EXP'd (/iː ɛks piːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into awarding imaginary points for each increasingly unhelpful contribution. Wyitt became EXP'd and gave Sway ten points for remembering where the loo was. EXPTIME'd adj. You have drunk enough to make the simple act of reaching the sofa an exponential calculation. Leelin was EXPTIME'd and spent ten minutes calculating the shortest route to the glass of water. Ex Worksed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the body available at the premises, leaving transport and insurance to others. Keontre was Ex Worksed at the foot of the stairs, available for collection but not delivery. Ex'red adj. Drunk and carrying out the journey home as though appointed to execute a complicated plan. Keyeria got Ex'red and distributed everyone to the correct taxis with solemn authority. Ex'xed adj. Drunk since last orders, and appointed to execute the difficult business of finding a taxi. Fiore was Ex'xed and searched the rank with the concentration of a ceremonial official. Exacto knifed adj. Reduced by drink to a series of small, non-retracting movements with no safe way back. Burhaan went Exacto knifed on the staircase, taking each short step with unnecessary permanence. Exam'red adj. You have drunk enough to investigate the whereabouts of your own coat unsuccessfully. Khezar became Exam'red and questioned every patron about a coat already on his shoulders. Excellencied adj. Softened by drink into a form of address suitable for anyone who can remain upright. Cloree became Excellencied and addressed the coat stand with considerable diplomatic courtesy. Exchangited adj. Loosened by drink into a member of an imaginary service club, exchanging support for conversation. Torron became Exchangited and traded his firm footing for three opinions about civic improvement. Excied adj. Sharpened by drink into a clipped title, delivered before the sentence has found its balance. Anzie went Excied and called the barman Excellency, then lost the rest of the sentence.