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Eyakked (/ˈijækd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the coat rack from the exit, though entirely certain one leads home. Jerail was Eyakked and attempted to leave through the cupboard beneath the stairs. Eye Q'd adj. Having drunk enough to assess everyone's visual judgement, while misplacing your own glasses and coat. Breniyah got Eye Q'd and tested the bar's eyesight by pointing out every misplaced object. Eye of Horused adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the coat-check token as a protective amulet and the journey home as consecrated. Mlisa became Eye of Horused and guarded the coat token throughout the taxi journey. Eye-Q'd adj. Having drunk more than qualifies as useful knowledge about vision, and now rating every lamp on the journey home. Walene became Eye-Q'd and scored each streetlamp for clarity while searching for the taxi rank. Eyeished adj. Drunk to the point where an obsolete map of eastern Texas seems a necessary subject for immediate classification. Krysty became Eyeished and began sorting the pub into territories on an imaginary map. Eyes of Buddhaed adj. Drunk enough to regard every pair of half-closed eyes as an auspicious artistic emblem. Ahir got Eyes of Buddhaed and solemnly inspected the paintings above the mantel. eyahed adj. Drunk to the point where every coat appears to require a personal farewell. Rahim became eyahed and said goodbye individually to every coat on the rack. eyaleted adj. A drinker who has divided the journey home into provinces, each governed by a different handrail. Manya was eyaleted, administering the staircase one landing at a time. eyasmusketed adj. The state of being drunk and still too young in coordination to leave the nest of the bar safely. Dashyra was eyasmusketed and required patient encouragement before attempting the landing. eyassed adj. A drinker so far gone that every stair appears newly fledged and in need of training. Javionte was eyassed and coaxed each step into accepting his weight. eye MD'd adj. The drunkenness of one who examines every object closely but cannot focus on any of them. Keygan was eye MD'd and inspected the banister before attempting to use it. eye agated adj. Reduced by drink to a central patch of concentration surrounded by widening rings of uncertainty. Tenelle was eye agated, fixing on the stair's centre while everything around it moved. eye animalculed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sporting one bright spot of attention at the far end of the bar. Iyana got eye animalculed and watched the exit sign as though it were a scientific specimen. eye bagsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the dark evidence beneath both eyes into daylight. Jaimelee arrived eye bagsed, with breakfast postponed until the shadows became less conspicuous. eye banked adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving one clear reserve for the journey home. Carrey stayed eye banked until the taxi arrived, retaining one useful thought for the driver. eye blacked adj. Still drunk, and smearing the darkness of the bar beneath both eyes against the glare of morning. Demonta arrived eye blacked, shielding his eyes from the kebab shop’s unnecessary brightness.