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EZ'd (/ˌiː ˈziːd/) adj. Drunk enough to declare the kitchen an exclusion zone around the washing-up. Shanann became EZ'd and prohibited all activity within three feet of the sink. Ezekiel breaded adj. Drunk beyond recognising a loaf as food, and inclined to recite its ingredients as scripture. Hans got Ezekiel breaded and preached the virtues of barley beside the toaster. Ezhavaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary social category into an entry requiring undue precision. Raelena became Ezhavaed and demanded exact terminology for everyone in the queue. Ezo red foxed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes furtive movement, russet colouring and island geography seem mutually explanatory. Dederick went Ezo red foxed and slipped round the buffet with regional precision. Ezo spruced adj. Drunk to the extent of standing upright, evergreen and increasingly unsuited to indoor company. Saria became Ezo spruced and remained beside the coat stand, tall and immovable. Ezo wolfed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though an extinct island predator had resumed its duties. Asleigh became Ezo wolfed and patrolled the car park without apparent purpose. Ezralited adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to demonstrating that the evening's music deserved a more attentive audience. Tai got Ezralited and delivered a lecture on the band's overlooked virtues. ezafed (/ɛˈzɑːfeɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: linking every two words with a small unstressed bridge, usually meaning “of”. Colman got ezafed and connected every noun to the next by a quiet little vowel. ezafehed adj. Of a drinker who has inserted a connecting vowel between nearly every pair of thoughts. Mariangely became ezafehed and supplied each sentence with its own grammatical join. ezatiostated adj. Describing a drinker who inhibits transfer, particularly when another round is being proposed. Millee was ezatiostated and prevented the evening from transferring into another round. ezbaed adj. A drinker who has annexed a patch of ground and its buildings for the evening. Yazareth was ezbaed behind the shed, treating the outbuilding as a private estate. ezcurrited adj. Drunk, with the result that balance becomes a colourless mineral arrangement: rigid, angular, and difficult to shift. Majuma spent the evening ezcurrited, negotiating the stairs by small, geological corrections. ezed adj. Drunk to a degree that you expect the room to acknowledge your authority before you reach the stairs. Kawanna became ezed and attempted to preside over the landing from the third step. ezetimibed (/ɛˈzɛt.ɪ.mɪbd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of absorbing less of the evening, while retaining an unfortunate appetite for another round. Royale was ezetimibed and claimed the drinks were passing straight through without consequence. ezhed (/ɛʒd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single consonant, which you pronounce at length and with misplaced confidence. Nanami became ezhed and practised the sound beside the cloakroom until closing. ezined adj. The drunkenness of one who edits the evening into an online magazine and appoints reluctant contributors. Liban became ezined and asked Aamanda to write the restaurant review before pudding arrived.