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F'd adj. Still drunk, and academically incapable of converting the evening into a passing result. Dyonna remained F'd, marking each cocktail as evidence against future assessment. f'rinstanced adj. Still drunk, and producing an example for every difficulty encountered between the bar and the front door. Oluwabukunmi was f'rinstanced, offering the staircase as evidence that gravity had changed sides.
f'upped adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a follow-up conversation about what happened before the hangover began. Izzy-may was f'upped by noon, asking for a detailed follow-up on the missing taxi.