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F-137'd adj. Drunk and moving through the evening as though each stair required a fresh school report. Tasheia went F-137'd on the staircase, pausing between steps for an assessment of her progress. F-35'd adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved supersonic confidence, vertical disorientation and questionable target selection. Khirsten went F-35'd and attempted a rapid departure through the staff-only door. F-bombed adj. Having drunk enough to make the shortest available exclamation carry the full weight of the staircase. Chyrstal was F-bombed and addressed the bottom step with concise scientific force. F-boxed adj. A drinker who has folded into a compact structural motif and is unlikely to unfold without assistance. Krynn became F-boxed and spent twenty minutes arranged beneath the piano. F-cuppered adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary proportions have ceased to govern the chest, the chair or the discussion. Neci got F-cuppered and required careful negotiation with the narrow bar stool. F-flat majored adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the morning in a key no practical musician would choose. Etai was F-flat majored by sunrise, arranging the breakfast plates according to an impossible key signature. F-flatted adj. Drunk to the extent of waking one semitone below the day, with the whole morning sounding misplaced. Imo arrived F-flatted, speaking softly enough to make the radio seem unusually shrill. F-sharp majored adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen brightly decisive, with six sharp objections to bedtime. Taneah became F-sharp majored and reorganised the cutlery drawer before sitting down. F-sharp minored adj. The condition of a drinker who is technically in tune but operating at an interval that makes every response sound faintly unresolved. Nakaiyah was F-sharp minored by ten, answering correctly but at a pitch that implied something else entirely. F-sharped adj. Still drunk, and carrying yesterday's raised pitch into the quietest parts of the morning. Madelaine remained F-sharped, singing the cereal packet's instructions above the advertised note. F-worded adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced ordinary speech with one versatile and increasingly frequent expletive. Maryna was F-worded, using the same word for the taxi, the stairs, and the weather. f-blocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange every remaining movement in a separate, high-order block before attempting it. Zetha was f-blocked, pausing at each stair as though selecting an element from a table. f-bombed adj. Having drunk more than your vocabulary can contain, leaving one compact expletive to perform all remaining speech. Glennwood was f-bombed, communicating the condition of his ankle through one repeated word. f-flatted adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking a semitone beneath the pitch of ordinary conversation. Jontyler appeared f-flatted at breakfast, replying to the kettle in a subdued register. f-holed adj. You have drunk enough to leave a resonant opening in every sentence, shaped like a small instrument. Jelysa was f-holed, producing hollow notes whenever she attempted the stairs. f-numbered adj. You are drunk and judging each doorway by its aperture, with diminishing success at every turn. Zorica was f-numbered and insisted the stairwell needed more light before proceeding.