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f-sharped adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain a semitone above everything else, including the morning radio. Aleeshia was f-sharped at breakfast, harmonising brightly with an advertisement for insurance. f-slurred adj. Of a drinker who has compressed every difficult word into one blurred syllable and expects this to suffice. Lura was f-slurred, reducing directions to a soft noise and a gesture towards the door.
f-stopped adj. A drinker who has reduced each movement to a discrete setting, with no reliable adjustment between them. f-valued adj. A drinker so far gone that the available light, balance, and dignity have all acquired numerical ratios. Sultan was f-valued and calculated the stairwell's brightness before sitting down. f-worded adj. Reduced by drink to one repeated expletive, with enough coordination remaining to repeat it on every stair. Ellie-j was f-worded, cursing each step as though the staircase had personally arranged itself.
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